by The River Nightmare May 30, 2017
Get the Titties in the citymug. by Ven-Tyler June 29, 2015
Get the Kansas City Log Jammermug. When you are in Philly and eat two Philly cheese steaks from a street vendor and fly to New York City and shit in the plane 20 min in.
by anonymous June 7, 2023
Get the Detroit City mudslidemug. a nickname for quebec city and is a famous french canadian term used to express anger or displeasure
by TrickShotDuke May 30, 2024
Get the Tabarnak Citymug. The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug. Omg your in high debt in a lost city like New York the city that never sleeps but is still possible to not find your way in a great city like Ny are you ok
Lost city : Omg your lost city is New York no wonder you don’t pick up the phone when your at work in New York City I’m just saying it’s a lost city with out you
by BravofuegoQueenboss November 19, 2023
Get the Lost citymug. Burlington city highschool is a hs in Burlington city where dumb ass bitches go. Barley anyone there can fight and there’s a lot of bitch ass vsco girls. If theres not white vsco girls theres are ratchet girls who always have a stank ass look on there face. DONT date nobody at city high bc there all hoes and all smell like booty.
Laci: I hate my school
Jason: what school do you go to?
Laci: Burlington city highschool
Jason: lmfao that’s why
Jason: what school do you go to?
Laci: Burlington city highschool
Jason: lmfao that’s why
by Blablur blablur November 19, 2019
Get the Burlington city highschoolmug.