Mustache Cheese

The smearing of the cheese like substance found inside the labia on the mustache of the male.

Gillie: Hey friend you're mustache cheese looks great.
Friend: Yea my lady friend has a great vagina.

by Christmas Tang August 4, 2010

side cheese

In Golf, side bets players set up with other players or teams. Can be used in tournament play as well as individual players in a foursome.

Derek bet Steve $100 in side cheese that his team would beat Steve's team.

by dprn August 30, 2010

Cheese Pusher

The act of inserting the genitalia into another man's rectum and by so doing, pushing the faeces up into the bowel. See fudge packer

Your dad's a cheese pusher.

by Ass ramming uncle fucker October 7, 2008

Squeal-cheese

used to call someone a snitch or a tattle-tale.

Justin hollowman is such a squeal-cheese!!!!!

by I'll find you! January 12, 2009

cheese pistol

male sex organ, shoots out cheese at times like a bang.

check out my "cheese pistol"

by johoe March 4, 2009

[Cheese Grader]

During the act of oral sex, the female proceeds by sucking on the males penis at the same time, slightly biting down, adding teeth to the act, thus imitating the cheese grading effect. It is not the most comfortable feeling, however, what ever tickles your fancy!

"Last night this bitch gave me a Cheese Grader, so I SHAZZAMED in her face!"

by Johhny Rocket 69 March 31, 2009

Dick Cheese

A 'code word' used in the place of 'handjob' so others don't know what one is talking about.

Someone would use this word to be sneaky aroimd others about what they're going to do or what they're going to receive.

The word is used in a sexual manner, but when used, others around won't understand what the true meaning is. People will often think of the true definition of the word, which throws them even further off of the subject. This means that the word can be used around pretty much anyone, without giving away the true subject.

Male 1: "Yeah, she was able to give me some dick cheese in the backseat of my car last night."
Male 2: "Dude, that's awesome!"

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Female: "Want some dick cheese tonight?"
Male: "Definitely."

by GalaxyKitten November 7, 2018