May 4

National give your African friend money day

Girl: oh it’s may 4th today
Friend: oh yeah that’s right, give me some money

by Bella pickle May 3, 2022

May 24th

The day when a math prodigy was born

She's so good at math! When was she born?
May 24th

by Angel_Potat March 18, 2020

7th May 1945

Capitulation of germany after the war

Its 7th may 1945 woohoo! Germany capitulated
#LBOZO #SKILLISSUE

by grkvbz April 11, 2024

May

If your born on this date your one of the most thoughtful, kindest and beautiful person ever🥰

Person 1: look at that girl over there! She is so beautiful!
Person 2: yeah she must have been born in May!

by You can’t see me but I see u November 2, 2019

May 19

National send 😺pic or 🍆 pic (redeemable otp)

May 19

by Hsvsc May 18, 2024

May

For the whole month of may girls can not wear makeup.

Boy: hey why arint you wearing makeup

Girl: oh because its may! During may girls dont wear makeup!

by Jesusisntholy November 7, 2019

May 4th

Send your partner a nude photo

Hey babe it’s may 4th you know what that means

by Ohtani May 4, 2022