Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official

An edgy furry youtuber, who usually fights with furry haters and animation haters.

"Alexa The Two Tailed Fox_Official just hearted your comment!"

by Alexa The Fox_Official February 11, 2021

Two Seconds

It means to wait or anticipate a longer period of time than the elliptical expression “one second”. How long is “one sec”. Now double that and you have “two seconds”. It’s a way to tell your friend or someone to wait a lil longer and it will take “two seconds” instead of “one second”. If you were going for more than 5 minutes I would consider than “2 seconds”.

“I’ll be out in 2 seconds.”
“Give me two seconds and ill be right back”

by Catchyobich November 25, 2025

Two Four

Tp hold hands during remaining, where one man lifts the other up and changes places.

The man rushed to the inn outside town to have a warm Two Four.

by pornstitute July 15, 2024

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

forty-two okay

A dumb way of censoring 420, especially in a public environment. Can also be a replacement for the word weed. Just based off of the hand sides for 4, 2, and 0.

He looks like he got some forty-two okay...

by ImNotAFurryISwear April 10, 2020