urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A haven for people to openly mock others, perpetuate stereotypes, and say the n word with complete freedom.

You are currently on Urban Dictionary. Just look at the other definitions.

by SetOC October 16, 2019

Urban dictionary

Declines everything

Urban dictionary doesn’t post your suggestions

by Ebic person October 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary

is the best place to find naughty shit.

Don't look up "school bus driver" on Urban Dictionary

by Sad Piggie October 19, 2019

urban dictionary

a website that attempts to guess who you know in a atempt to sell you mugs with the word "peepeepoopoo"

today i looked up "happiness" in urban dictionary and it tried to sell me a mug for my bunkmate abdul, who does not exist

by robux girl October 23, 2019

Urban Dictionary

1. Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
2. Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
3. All the definitions on Urban dictionary were written by people just like you.
4. Now's your chance to add your own in Urban dictionary!!!!!
5. Don't give typos!
6. Teehee!

I love Urban dictionary!
Disliking this means you don't like Urban Dictionary! ;)

by Wifisystemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm October 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website full of cringe ass kids. I mean... who the fuck would put national hug a guy day. Just fucking don't. Tis unneeded.

Urban Dictionary would be a great website if there weren't so many cringe ass kids.

by Yee yee potato skee October 25, 2019