Fire distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.

by Distinguished Porcupine February 21, 2021

Hells fire

A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!

I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!

I put fireball up my butt hells fire!

by Neil Mcdonald January 31, 2023

make it on fire

When something that's on fire is better than it would be if it wasn't burning

'That tree house is so ramshackle, make it on fire !' Said when the tree-house is so bad, it would better be burning.

by brakkie October 27, 2019

fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 02, 2023

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 05, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by September 04, 2021

My Ass Is On Fire

Impotence
Boomerang
I'll stab you (I'll stab you, stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?

You knew all along, god damn it
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate

Fuck, what you looking at fuck?
What you looking at fuck?
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
Don't you fucking look at me
It's beyond my control, it's beyond my control
It's beyond, oh, I'm coming

It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Boo
Boo

Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant, redundant, redundant
Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring

Excuse me, I am lost, please help me
对不起，我迷路了，请帮忙

Will there be anything else, Mister Bungle?
No, that's fine Carl, thank you
So you see Mister Bungle, Dylan's fucking up your whole campaign
He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials
Will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign

Well, that's very interesting
I never thought too much of Dylan, now that you mention it
And I'm starting my own agency Mister Bungle
I could do a hundred percent better job than that turkey
I'll bet you could, what you say is very interesting
In fact, you're very interesting

Oh, Mister Bungle, I didn't know you were interested
And you will give me your account for my new agency?
Later honey, we'll talk business later
Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body, ah

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023