by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024
Get the parkedmug. The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.
by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008
Get the Verti-parkmug. When a car follows you while you're walking through a crowded parking lot, driving slightly behind you to your parking spot, just to steal your spot.
I almost called the police because some creeper was following me, but he was just doing the parking lurk.
by C-Merx February 4, 2010
Get the Parking Lurkmug. by Lalisa (Lisa) July 9, 2018
Get the Mark parkmug. I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.
by 'Mr.Elektrek' June 18, 2016
Get the Park and Farkmug. A lovely park located in lovely New Jersey in lovely Holmdel. Close to my favorite place, lovely holmdel highschool.
At this park you'll find;
-A huge ass hill called the bowl
-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)
-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,
-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!
At this park you'll find;
-A huge ass hill called the bowl
-A farm with animals and shit (literal shit)
-A pond where you can fish in only during certain times of the year, which people don't seem to fucking understand, as you'll see some idiot with their goddamn rod in the pond IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING WINTER
And,
-Two playgrounds, one located at the bottom of a hill, and one at the top. If you walk up the hill you may see an assortment of exercise stops, where you may stretch your muscles to get an extra few calories burned. Wow!
Man 1: "Wow, I remember when I use to ride my bike in Holmdel park 40 years ago, up and down the bowl. Ah yeah, those were the good old days."
by Mahpoatoe October 8, 2018
Get the Holmdel Parkmug. by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020
Get the Matthew Parkmug.