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Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.
by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017
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shiverin shits

Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
Sally: "Hey Bob, whats up?"

Bob: "Can't talk now, bitch. I gots the shiverin shits!"
by Passingthrough March 24, 2007
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shit with hair on

What your mom offers you for dinner, if your family is absolutely poverty striken.
'Mum, what's for dinner?'
'Shit with hair on'
by orbsplitter May 9, 2009
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Barney shit

Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.

Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":

"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."

~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."

~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
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shit nest

The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011
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Passionate Shit

Stuff that you're really in love with and enthusiastic about! Could also be used to describe acts of affection like a guy buying roses for a girl.
"That's Passionate Shit mate!" (Guy being played a tune he likes a lot)
"Flowers, Chocolates? I don't do all that Passionate Shit" (Guy explaining that he isn't the Romantic type!)
The Cheek of Her (Music Artist) has an Album called "Passionate Shit" (This entails that the music is full of passion!)
by cheekygirl April 30, 2012
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shit story

A shit story is a made up story someone tells another person.
John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.

Steve: That's a shit story!
by obscure September 19, 2005
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