by IlldefineIt December 18, 2017
Get the Vampire Shit mug.Severe diarrhea in a public restroom. Occurs after you eat at a nasty reseraunt who employs cooks that don't regularly wash their hands. After eating you barely have time to make it to a gas station restroom. Scared to touch your ass to the piss encrusted seat, you rely on your leg muscles to hold you up while on every exhale, a furious river of shit rushes out of your ass. Before your body has gotten rid of the bacteria consumed at the resteraunt your legs and abdominal muscles reach muscle failure and they tremble under the stress.
by Passingthrough March 24, 2007
Get the shiverin shits mug.by orbsplitter May 9, 2009
Get the shit with hair on mug.Noun: Something new, childish, simplistic, amateurish, or meant for beginners. It may also refer to foolishly innocent thoughts or actions.
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
Origin: Drawn from Saul Williams' "Penny for a Thought":
"a young child stares at a glowing screen
transfixed by tales of violence
his teenage father tells him that that's life,
not that Barney shit
a purple dinosaur that speaks of love,
a black man that speaks of blood
which one is keeping it real, son?"
~"Did you hear Jen got that job?"
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
~"At the lawyer's office? It's Barney shit. She's a secretary with a fancy title."
~"I tried a Guinness Stout for the first time last night. It was so good."
~"You're lucky. After all these years drinking Mich Ultra, you're lucky you can handle good beer. That Barney shit will ruin perfectly good taste buds."
~"Dude, Gina just waved to me. Do you think she likes me?"
~"What? Spare me the Barney shit. Go talk to her."
by The Afterworld Cafe March 5, 2010
Get the Barney shit mug.The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.
I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?
by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011
Get the shit nest mug.Stuff that you're really in love with and enthusiastic about! Could also be used to describe acts of affection like a guy buying roses for a girl.
"That's Passionate Shit mate!" (Guy being played a tune he likes a lot)
"Flowers, Chocolates? I don't do all that Passionate Shit" (Guy explaining that he isn't the Romantic type!)
The Cheek of Her (Music Artist) has an Album called "Passionate Shit" (This entails that the music is full of passion!)
"Flowers, Chocolates? I don't do all that Passionate Shit" (Guy explaining that he isn't the Romantic type!)
The Cheek of Her (Music Artist) has an Album called "Passionate Shit" (This entails that the music is full of passion!)
by cheekygirl April 30, 2012
Get the Passionate Shit mug.John: When I was at the concert last night, 2 girls were trying to get into my pants.
Steve: That's a shit story!
Steve: That's a shit story!
by obscure September 19, 2005
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