felonious shit

Activities of a felonious nature.

When me and my boys are rollin' through the hood, we up to some felonious shit.

by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 28, 2013

Legal Shit

Synthetic Marijuana

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."

by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 24, 2012

Birthday Shit

Birthday Shit: The feeling of not feeling at all important the day after your birthday which was filled with Happy Birthdays and other nice greetings.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, what's wrong with Dude 3? He's been pompous all day and now he's gloomy as fuck!

Dude 2: Oh Dude 3? He's Experiencing the Birthday Shit.

by Mr. Fantasm March 4, 2012

Passionate Shit

Stuff that you're really in love with and enthusiastic about! Could also be used to describe acts of affection like a guy buying roses for a girl.

"That's Passionate Shit mate!" (Guy being played a tune he likes a lot)
"Flowers, Chocolates? I don't do all that Passionate Shit" (Guy explaining that he isn't the Romantic type!)
The Cheek of Her (Music Artist) has an Album called "Passionate Shit" (This entails that the music is full of passion!)

by cheekygirl April 30, 2012

That shit was grape

The best of the best from a black persons point of view.

Tyrone "That was some good ass koolade,"

Tyrese "Boy that shit was grape."

by BallSmelly February 21, 2011

shit nest

The placement of several sections of toilet paper on and around a public toilet seat, layer upon layer, before sitting down to take a dump or piss, in a paranoid attempt to avoid non-existent toilet seat germs.

I went to go use the washroom at the office the other day and some asshole left his shit nest still assembled on the toilet seat. What the fuck am I supposed to do with his shit nest?

by Guywinter Keory February 22, 2011

Shits and jiggles

a revamped phrase from the old phrase shits and giggles

this one meaning that something you did was so un important, and completely without reason that you dont want your reasoning to make sense

bob- hey why did you kick that little kids ice cream out of his hand?

Jake- I dont know shits and jiggles?

by Dakotamaybe March 23, 2011