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Milk producer

by Blazesame July 23, 2025
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Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.
Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."
by JayWalkin April 20, 2025
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Pink Milk Pie

When you creampie inside a girl on her period.
Bro: How was last night?

Me: I gave her a pink milk pie
Bro: Ahh, so you got your sword bloodied
by PinkMilkPie June 1, 2022
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Choccy milk

Chocolate flavoured dairy beverage with wheat biscuits that comes in a small box or pouch
Man I love this upandgo it's my favourite choccy milk
by Notsnorpjuicethatsforsure September 2, 2021
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triple milk

She was grinding on my cock, I think I triple milked
by Annonanon January 1, 2018
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Milking a fart

When you hold in a fart for an extended period of time so when it is released it stinks way more.
by Fart milker December 1, 2022
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Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.
Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018
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