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Your God likes the rod

Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!

*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*
by Gaycreator March 28, 2018
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An arm like a bee's wing

Having an arm like a bee's wing is a euphemism for a man masturbating furiously, his arm moving so fast it becomes a semi-transparent blur
The Great Masturbator: Aw man I was watching Married With Children last night and Kelly Bundy was looking so hot I had an arm like a bee's wing!!!
Masturbator's Sidekick: Awesome! Have you managed to reach buzzing frequency yet?
The Great Masturbator: Jesus, if it was possible I think I'd have done it! Hell I might even take off one of these days!!
by Dick K Redcar July 6, 2010
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Scraight like a scraightball bat

1.your good or your straight 2.the opposite of gay. It is derived from the saying queer as a football bat.
1.Are you okay? Yeah man, I'm scraight like a scraightball bat. 2.You're queer as a football bat. No I'm scraight like a scraightball bat.
by Mr. Jizzmeister July 14, 2009
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i like your necklace

Looking at a girl's tits while they have a necklace
Guy: Hey! I like your necklace :O"
Girl: Perv!
Guy: ;D
by chicken_POT_pie November 15, 2010
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spread out like a starfish

when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post
“she spread out like a starfish when her man fucked her.”
by lolololollllll October 23, 2017
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you look like an eggroll

A roast used for someone who is greasy and skinny.
You haven't showered in days and u all skinny! boi you look like an eggroll
by Wet_little_trashbag5460 March 17, 2017
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pissing like a race horse

pissing like a race horse basically means to piss in large amounts frequently, just like a pregnant lady would.
I have been drinking so much water lately and now I keep ‘pissing like a race horse’ every 15 minutes.
by bones from monster house February 14, 2022
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