fish job (F.J.)

Of or pertaining to the action of catching a fish and in that exact moment, placing it into your pants, with the fish still alive and squirming, until ejaculation occurs.

Last night I was down at the river and got the best fish job (F.J.) I think it was a trout.

by The Vice, KP July 28, 2011

Buddy Blow Job

when two straight male friends are bored and one gives the other a blow job

Bob: hey dude i am so bored
Joe: ya me too

Bob:want me to give you a buddy blow job?
Joe: sure man

by joey0009 February 23, 2010

wack job

there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job

e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job

by day day July 24, 2004

Pacific Rim Job

fully submerging your ass under the water in the Pacific Ocean and you have someone come up from under the water and have them eat your ass out.

Viv almost drown while she was giving Wes a Pacific Rim Job.

by MrBojangles December 17, 2007

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Phoenix Flame Job

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...

Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.

by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006