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Carcase Fart

After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.
Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.
by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009
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Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.
Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."
by yaknowwww January 9, 2011
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Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.
Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!
by Auron117 September 11, 2015
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extracurricular fart

A fart that does more than just make noise - often leaving traces on the back wall of ones underwear.
John realized after his shorts got cold that his recent fart was infact an extracurricular fart.
by Dyjital May 9, 2010
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Server Fart

When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.
1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.

2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?
by Kalisiin February 26, 2011
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Fart Seed

Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.
Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.
by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016
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Wiggle Fart

A gesture made with ones pelvis and legs while releasing a fart.
Did you see him wiggle fart while leaving the men's room?
by bathroomblogs December 1, 2013
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