double mcdicklick

its wat u call someone wen ur at mcdonalds and they piss u off or if the person behind the counter pisses u off

wat the fuck u just spilled my drink u double mcdicklick

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

Double Dutch Socket

Two balls + two eye sockets = double dutch sockets.

That bastard double dutch socketed me and I got a hair in my eye!

by The Double Dutch Socketer September 21, 2009

Double Stuffed Tuxedo

When a black guy and a white guy are double teaming a chick.

Yo Oliver and D'Marcus totally gave the double stuffed tuxedo to that girl last night.

by 6boner9 April 19, 2011

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

double eyed blinky

When a man drops down to dip his balls in a womans mouth otherwise known as a teabag and accidently hits her in both eyes causing her to blink.

"I went to teabag my woman but instead I gave her a double eyed blinky"

by noname G January 21, 2007

double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.

After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.

by TGuano December 21, 2017

Double quarter pounder

When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.

Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"

Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"

Or

Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"

Dude: "Takeing a shit!"

Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"

Dude: "This is tha shit!"

by #PICN March 21, 2020