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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Rangers version; Demon Boners unite and they form into a Mega Demon Boner
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Demon Boner

What a demon gets when they make you angry, upset, sad, make you look or feel stupid etc… don’t engage them, ignore, ignore, ignore unless you are into getting dudes off…
He’s weak, get him!!!! Oh yeah, look at him squirm! Here’s where they begin to swarm like vultures or pirañas with boners. Power Ranger version; a gaggle of demons yell out Demon Boners unite and they morph into a Super Mega Demon Boner.
by MValentine69 April 2, 2022
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Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022
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Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.
"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"
by FatherTy April 18, 2022
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bluetooth boner

when your girl says something that gets you hard from a distance without the need of any touching
her: yeah i’m not wearing panties
you: damn bitch I got a boner from that
her: that a bluetooth boner
by sankton42 April 24, 2022
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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.
man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 2, 2022
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