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Pélame la Banana 

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.
Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)
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Do you see banana man? 

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you

why does a banana battery work 

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

show me the banana 

when you're so hot you're hurting someone's feelings
person a: "oh my god, i hope he doesn't send me photos. that'll make it worse."

person b: "right? like, show me the banana."
show me the banana by poosaigh January 9, 2025

7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split 

When you are fucking a virgin with the runs and hitting it from the back and she spews out liquids from both holes all over the place vigorously, getting it everywhere
Have you ever done the 7-10 Chocolate Strawberry Banana Split with a girl? Shit feels greater than bowling!

Is that a Banana peel?

"Is that a Banana peel?" started from the streamer, J1GGZZ. He infamously clipfarmed on the bus, slipping down the stairs after calling out the saying.
"Ai, is that a Banana peel?"

ate a banana.

"Ate a banana" — v., informal
To get visibly annoyed, irritated, or riled up after being provoked, teased, or messed with. Used from the provoker's perspective to point out that the target took the bait or lost their cool.
It's performative. "Ate a banana" implies the annoyance showed on their face or in their reaction. it's not just internal frustration. There's an imbalance of power. The speaker is usually the agitator; saying someone "ate a banana" is a mild power move, like claiming victory in a social spar. It's often playful. The phrase softens the accusation you're calling them out for getting mad, but the silly phrasing keeps it from sounding genuinely hostile.
Related vibe: Similar to "took the bait," "got salty," or "bit" but "ate a banana" carries a specific image of someone.
"I kept calling him 'champ' after he lost and he totally ate a banana."
"Don't eat a banana, I'm just messing with you."
ate a banana. by Khushab Khan April 17, 2026