by Billy bear peckish November 24, 2025
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Get the Bush nest labubu mug.When someone makes a joke so funny you need to give them an ailment. The ailment being cancer according to Sebushtin.
by Jone_of December 9, 2025
Get the Get Bush's Ray mug.A crude version of 'beating around the bush.' Means to tiptoe around a subject rather than addressing it directly.
Man: And then they were talking and they went off to his room-
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!
Shayne: Man just say they fucked, stop fingering around the bush!
by penisshakes December 18, 2025
Get the fingering around the bush mug.Upon a man's release from jail/prison and he has not trimmed his pubes the entire time he was locked up you will note excessive and horribly long/thick pubic hair. His prison bush can be so large that if he enters a doorway from the side, the first thing you see before any of him is visualized is his large prison bush. It must be attacked and tamed upon his return, at times requiring large shears, possibly even a weed whacker or hedge trimmers to beat back the jungle of pubes that has overtaken his genitalia area. It's best to start the grooming immediately as it could take much longer than any one could possibly guess and it shouldn't be given a chance to continue to grow wild and out of control as it may vine out onto the thighs and abdomen. Should this happen it is best to seek professional assistance. Please note that a prison bush is most common in the genitalia area of a man but can be found anywhere that has been neglected during a state funded vacation, such as chest, neck, face, or even his head. It must be tamed and conquered ASAP.
ME: My sweetie boo boo came home from the joint last week. I hade to use my kitchen shears I use to up whole chickens on that prison bush. By the time I could finally see his dick again I had a whole trash can of pubes, dull and hairy kitchen shears and a reason to walk bow-legged all this week.
BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.
BFF: I love you n all, friend, but TMI for real for real.
by Val Visitingroom January 1, 2026
Get the Prison Bush mug.When you’re in prison or jail volunteering on a forest fire and you meet up with your girlfriend in the middle of the forest for sex.
Joe: I arranged a bush meet for tomorrow!
Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.
Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.
by sergi0 April 27, 2024
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