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anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.
by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014
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Anale

A very beautiful girl with a very sassy attitude. Anale is usually a funny girl but also can be a stick in the mud. She has a mouth like a fire cracker. If you get on her nerves she will be pissed. She has one of the best body’s that you would ever seen. She makes every girl ever jealous.
Guy 1: who is that?
Girl 1: Anale.

Guy: Damn she’s fine🥵🥵
Girl 1: She’s not that pretty.

Guy 1: you are just jealous of her.
by Dumbitch1 December 10, 2019
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Anal Leakage

What happens after a night of extreme anal with or without inserting two or more items inside your anal hole.
Tim: "Oh no I think I'm getting anal leakage again"
Mason: "Wow Tim this happening everyday you have to take it easy on the Moby Huge"
Tim: "Oh no it's about to come out!"
Mason: "Tim nooooooo!"
by 21Sluggums May 9, 2018
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Anal Duster

(noun) A person who engages in the act of Anal Dusting, that is cleaning out one's dusty arsehole using a anal dusting device

Related: Vac-Cum Cleaning
Thon Fresher is an Anal Duster
by Vac-Cum Cleaner October 26, 2019
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urinal anal fergus

i just took a fat sh... oh wait its urine. aka urinal anal fergus
by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019
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anal compression

The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!
She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.
by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019
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anal claustrophobia

Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration
Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"
by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017
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