Satomi moment

The satomi moment is a "way of life" more than it is a moment or action. It can be defined as being the unluckiest person and making the worst possible decisions in every moment of their life. Usually everything related with loving hentai, big tits, having way too high women standards, lolicon, underaged girls, getting rejected, ghosted, etc, are considered satomi moments

Example 1:
Man 1 - "That guy just got rejected by a girl, its his 11th in a row"
Man 2- "Yeah, Satomi moment"
Example 2:
Man 1 - "Holy shit look at that cute girl"
Man 2 - "She's 12 dude, that's a satomi moment"

Example 3:
Man 1 - "I love to play Aatrox and like to watch hashinshin"
Man 2 - "Well he's a child molester and predator so that makes sense, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "My jungler never ganks me when I play Aatrox, this is unplayable"
Man 2 - "You died 5 times in the first 4 minutes, top diff, satomi moment"

Example 4:
Man 1 - "If you smite my cannon I go AFK"
Man 2 - *Smites cannon* "I need the gold xdd"
Man 1 - *Alt f4*
Man 3 - "Satomi moment "

by Loktir October 9, 2022

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banana moment

A moment that is truly fucked up, insane, or just odd. A moment that gets you stuck in a choke mayhaps.

A: truly a banana moment when you shit yourself in the middle of performing in the band class.

B: ... WHAT THE FUCK.

by autism master March 16, 2024

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Jazzy Moment

A jazzy moment is when a stupid fucking idiot (mostly a woman/girl) is having an idiot moment where they're retarded, dumb, slow, annoying, you name it! But either way it results in being called a Jazzy Moment.

Don't mind her, she just had a jazzy moment

by Ghoiesti January 11, 2021

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