John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

by CBizzow January 17, 2008

D n' B's

(D-n'-B's) noun, short for Dick and Balls, a way to show disgust to a subject or mission. Usually said underneath your breath, much like the word, "shit." (Can also be used with eye rolls.)

Me: Go do your work!
You: (underneath breath) ahhhhh, D n' B's

by Ry Bay Bay February 4, 2010

Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

my d is e

Abbreviation of 'my dick is erect'. This phenomenon usually occurs around attractive women.

"Dude did you see that chick?"

"Hell yeah dude I saw that ass! My d is e."

by Lord Elsington Halsdingworth March 23, 2009

U-D Storm

To actively and uselessly sit for hours trying to come up with words to submit to the Editors at Urban Dictionary

Jim can't go to the movies because he is U-D Storming he gets at least 10 words a week accepted int Urban Dictionary.

The Group of friends decided to get together and U-D Storm after getting lit off weed.

I do my best U-D Storming when I'm drunk.

by Demenyaca June 3, 2010

70'd me

69 sexual position with a thumb in the ass

Dude she just 70'd me! That was fucked up

by Your Mr. E Mom April 11, 2009

D-Day File

An off-site file, thumb drive, or backup server with highly sensitive information to be used in the event of litigation, hostile work environment, EEOC claim, termination, a drop-dead-date, deadline or death. Information that is usually used by a whistleblower or other insider to seek justice or self-protection from incrimination by association. Also referred to as plan b, a burn file, or a scorched earth policy.

The Watergate scandal had insider information from Deep Throat. He provided detailed information on corruption within the Presidential Administration.

It is presumed that Lois Lerner, who is seeking immunity, has a D-Day File, now that the IRS has destroyed evidence in the IRS corruption scandal.

by Wordsmyter June 26, 2014