t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.

"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."

by b-sleazy September 28, 2008

>:c

A very angry face, Normally used in IM.

Person 1: Hey man, sorry i slept with your Girlfriend.
Person 2: >:c

by SoAdFrEaK June 10, 2008

Natalie C.

An amazingly sexy girl who all guys want to be with. Every guy wants her in their pants. She may have a flat booty, but she is amazingly gorgeous.

Guy 1: Have you seen that Natalie C.? Boy, do I want her in my pants.
Guy 2: Who doesn't!?

by Natalie Covello May 1, 2011

A.C. Slater

Taking a dump facing the opposite direction on the toilet. AC Slater from "Saved By The Bell" was known for sitting backwards in his chairs, so one only naturally assumes this was also how he pooped.

I took an A.C. Slater so I could rest my laptop on the back of the toilet and watch a movie. It was incredible.

by JJKOOLKID May 17, 2011

s.a.b.a.c.

s.a.b.a.c. is an acronym that stands for 'smoke a blunt and chill' also can be refered to as 's.a.b.n.c.'- or 'smoke a blunt 'n' chill' where 'n' refers to 'and'

examples: 'Yo nigga, you wanna S.A.B.A.C.?'

by prophesssser greenthumb July 8, 2007

P.A.N.I.C.S.

Person Acting Normal In Crazy-ass Situations

Yea, my buddy Jim was a total P.A.N.I.C.S.

by Yomeighyurine May 2, 2007

F.U.C.K.

This acronym never was. It is an attempt to make an acronym out of the word FUCK, which origins date back several centuries and has always had a meaning associated with the sexual act, and this is the reason that it was taboo to include it in printed books; which has only made it more difficult to get to the origin of the word. The word may have been derived from a man named: "John le Fucker", a scoundrel and a cad, possibly even a sexual predator, as early as 1278. From this, others were compared to this man, i.e.: "You're just another fucker.", and also the reason prostitutes refer to their clients as "Johns". Printed usage of the current spelling dates back to a 15th century poem. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, called "Flen flyys," written in a mixture of Bastard Latin and Middle English about some wayward Monks. The relevant line (in B.L.) reads: "Non sunt in celi quia fuccant uuiuys of heli", which translated means: "They the monks are not in heaven because they fuck the wives of Ely.". Monks were supposed to be celibate (not engaging in sexual relations), hence the reason they would not be in heaven as the poem states. Ely, the town referenced in the poem, is a small town near Cambridge, England. The best acronym I've ever heard for F.U.C.K. is shown below:

I was once taught that F.U.C.K. stood for "From Understanding Comes Kindness", which is another way of describing the tender act of lovemaking.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008