May 4th

National let me bite that ass day

Hey its May 4th, let me bite that ass??

by shmerlz May 1, 2024

May 1st

Your Girlfriend has to say “Yes” to you for the entire day

May 1st-

Boyfriend: “Will you marry me?”
Girlfriend: “Yes”

by Capital King May 1, 2024

Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024

May 9th

The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.

Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!

by Viralricky May 1, 2024

May 2nd

National slap your bf/gfs ass day

*slaps gfs ass*
Gf:why did you do that?
Bf:it's may 2nd

by Ssapasaps May 1, 2024

May 2nd national cooch pic day

You get to request an open legged vagina pic from anyone and the must send it

You: "hey it's may 2nd national cooch pic day"
Friend: "bro I'm your Grandma I ain't sending you that"
You: "I didn't ask?"

by James_2000 May 2, 2024

hold on till may

Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”

Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.

Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)

by Maxsamich May 2, 2024