slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

slaps

be qicker than this

person1 (slaps person2): "why you do this to me bro?"

by Krkič December 7, 2019

Slap

Going to go jack off

Be right back mate I gotta get in my daily slap

by Slapper22 April 3, 2020

slap beater

when you can physically damage something so beat up, it can't lower it's value ... no matter how hard you slap it

it's a slap beater, don't bother

by JC919 September 13, 2022

slap twat

When guy gets dissed, its "Breakin Balls"

When a girl gets dissed, its "Slappin twat"

Girl "I just got the high score!"

Guy "And I just beat it."

Girl "Why you gotta slap twat?"

by Lucifina BloodRavyn April 27, 2011

Slap sad

When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.

You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?

by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 18, 2019

quack slap

To slap someone in the face with your boobs, particularly when they are large such as D and upwards .

We were having the best sex when she quack slapped me.

by Ndorling December 5, 2017