Rolling a Kendrick is the action of rolling a joint that is big and loud and could make anyone bounce. Usually referred to sativa strains.
Me: You i haven't smoked in ages.
Guy: Oh damn, feels bad. I rolled a kendrick (Rolling A Kendrick past tense) yesterday with my friends and we got too fucked!
Guy: Oh damn, feels bad. I rolled a kendrick (Rolling A Kendrick past tense) yesterday with my friends and we got too fucked!
by 888NumbersCalling July 01, 2020
The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass
My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.
by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021
The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
by Dez872 February 11, 2011
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by The Real Llama November 29, 2021
When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out
by Goldennugget442 May 07, 2022
Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
by LucaCEO August 08, 2017