National eat marcuses ass day

National eat marcuses ass day is a free pass to eat any man named marcuses ass. This day is on March 27

National eat marcuses ass day is a all day activity.

by Eat jaylen pp March 26, 2024

I'll eat your cat

person who wants to eat your cat #emo

cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*

by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022

eat a man

suck a dick equivalent to telling someone suck a dick or smd

eat a man/ eat a manwich

by kylekilledyou September 13, 2021

eating cat

ALF Eats Cats

ALF: I'm eating cat
Willie: don't fire me

by MayDayMeh August 22, 2017

eating the mic

When someone playing a video game puts their mouth so close to their mic it sounds like they're eating it.

Guy: I caught a kid eating the mic while playing Fortnite.

by DaphneTheLoser June 29, 2021

eat a microwave

Slang: used in gaming
Choke on something large, possibly electronic or emits waves.

“go eat a microwave” - Overwatch 2023

by BitterMuffins♥️ July 12, 2023

Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022