by NylonBurrito March 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man that is mega gay because he put the hoes BEFOR the BROS and that gay
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
That Nigga Is A SIMP
by Super_Nigga September 16, 2021
Get the SIMPmug. A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.
Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022
Get the Simpmug. A word made up and now widely used by people who are trying to be edgy or trying to look "woke." It's supposed to be a new slur for straight people, especially men. Most of the people using it are straight themselves and just use it because they think it makes them cool or different.
Sam: Wow, Sally's so hot, I'm kinda jealous of her BF.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
Henry: Shut the fuck up you simp
Sam: Who are you kidding, you totally wish you could bang her.
Henry: Uhh... How did you know?
Sam: If you call someone a simp I just assume you're straight and just being an edgelord asshole.
by Forgettable Name October 31, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by Bradford G February 25, 2025
Get the SIMPmug. A simp is when a guy or girl goes out of his or her way to be nice towards someone they typically are attracted to.
by Nico's Sister February 23, 2022
Get the Simpmug.