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Suck my dick

My dick is hard so suck my dick
by Urnansgay June 28, 2019
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Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022
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Suck cookie

To tell someone to go fuck themselves. Synonym: spurgt.
Suck cookie, Rachel - I told Mum on you.
by Tough:cookie March 27, 2024
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the chicago red shoot-n-suck

the act of a male ejaculating through a Red Vine, followed by the female sucking all of the semen out. Consumption of the candy afterwards is optional.
"She said she was hungry, so I gave her the chicago red shoot-n-suck!"
by bigdog4448 June 13, 2020
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suck my clit

girl version of “suck my dick”, to assert dominance.
dummy: HEY! that went out of bounds

Me: this is a practice round, go suck my clit about it
by iluvtaylortots December 26, 2024
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