Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick)

Exclamation of extreme aggravation.

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!

by JohnK May 20, 2005

Sticking your tongue out and down

When a thot is trying to get dick they stick there tongue out and down To try to be sexy however they usually are not sexy and when they are really desprite they roll they're eyes back
The is only one word to describe them

THOTS.

That thots tongue almost fell out when she was sticking her tongue out wnd down
Sticking your tongue out and down

by Cringesause March 03, 2019

sticking his foot in his mouth

To regret saying something harmful, insulting, or stupid to someone

Kyle : How is John doing?
Sarah: He has been dead for 5 years now
(Kyle is sticking his foot in his mouth) not literally

by SlickNick6497 November 19, 2013

I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.

Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"

by MuckyPup January 22, 2012

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

by Vennificus November 19, 2018

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

Translation for you Millennial Boomers:

Sticking out yo money maker for your financial advisors & investors (bf/gf / fwb / sugar daddy / pimp, etc.), you’re so cute & silly, you’re such a snack, I just want to be your sigma male personification

Gyatt -> Gawdamn that’s a nice ass!
Rizzler -> Someone who has good pickup game
Skibidi -> Skibidi toilet meme. Also the skibidi bop song
Fanum tax -> taking a piece of food from your roommate whenever you walk in. In this context it also means you're a snack!

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤣😂🥰
your so skibidi 🤑😝
ur so fanum tax 🥰😛
i just wanna bi yur sigma 🥰
freaking come here 🤗🤤
give me your Ohio 👅🍑👀

- Add ya boi on TikTok 👇🏼

by AGorrila October 11, 2023