professional simp

Guys that film themselves approaching attractive females in public and handing them sweets or roses, and they later post the videos on video sharing websites

That guy is a professional simp.

by AnonDoxy December 4, 2023

Simp

Liam

Liam simps over chazz

by Mackistan October 6, 2020

Simp

Someone idolizing mediocre pussy

Guy 1: “hey, look at that guy simping on that e-girl”
Guy 2: “yo that’s my nigga kris, what a simp”

by yeahoksimp February 24, 2020

simp

someone who watches their s/o sleep instead of doing stupid shit with their bsf

addison's such a simp! she watched josh sleep instead of being stupid with her girl tiff :(

by urasimpaddison September 12, 2020

Simp

A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants

Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium

Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp

by SimpH8er January 29, 2021

Simp

someone who does way too much for a person they like

Ali the simp : bro i made her assignments just to build trust, we are not even dating

dee : you're a simp

by Sabkapapahumai June 30, 2024

Simp

1. The name given to a boy who would do anything possible to get with a girl.

2. The name given to a boy who is overly obsessed with a girl

“Philip McCorry is such a simp”

by BasicallyMikey June 8, 2020