May 2nd

A person born on this day is absolutely amazing, cool and beautiful inside out :) Go wish them a happy birthday!! <3

Person 1: Hey did you know Person 3 was born on May 2nd? No wonder why he's so cool!
Person 2: No way!

by bea <3 August 9, 2022

May 13th

National send a spicy video day

“Can I get a spicy video”
“No”
“But it’s may 13th”
*Sends spicy video*

by Original_fishbowl May 13, 2024

May 25

National send a titty pic day to your bf

Hey it’s may 25 send me some titties

by Ferran Torres May 25, 2025

May

May gotta phat ass.

"Woah did you see that ass!?"
"Oh yeah.. that's just May."

by Joonah1314 March 19, 2021

May 14

International Nigger Day

"Hey it's May 14th!"

"Yes, international nigger day!"

by cheesemeerkat20 January 9, 2024

May 1rst

National fuck your self day

Asshole go fuck yourself on may 1rst

by Jasonthatbooi January 5, 2022

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021