st johns pole

a large piece of meat that hangs between a males legs

'fancy playing with my st johns pole luv?'

by chris markham May 23, 2007

spent the night at john's

someone who hugged the toilet all night due to drinking too much alcohol

person 1: what happened to ryan last night?
person 2: he spent the night at john's
person 1: oh...

by peteypete415 May 29, 2007

John Perry Barlow

Co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation and well known (no pun intended) activist/poet/essayist/lyricist for the band the Grateful Dead. His works include many articles, essays, and speeches on digital freedom, and the many injustices of the government against the computing community. Among his most notable exploits, he has been a fellow at Harvard Law School's Berkman Center for Internet and Society, and he was at one time a good friend of John F. Kennedy Jr.

Anyone who says they are against large corporations or the government monopolizing copyright and freedom of expression should look up John Perry Barlow's "A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace", among his many other works on the subject

by Zeldafan177 January 8, 2010

Sir Elton John

when you're fucking someone in the ass and then pull out and cum on their face, then you knight them with your penis and then make them suck the shit and cum off of your cock.

i just gave Anny a Sir Elton John, I dont think we'll be seeing that cunt anymore, there was alot of shit on my dick from fucking her and i forced her to suck it clean.

by MasterSquirtel September 10, 2011

Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.

John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.

by mac November 12, 2004

John Kerry status

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.

1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

agent john Jones

i secret person in fortnite season 5 chapter 2

agent john Jones is travailing at the moment to bring people in to fortnite

by tweets.ohm098 December 14, 2020