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I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
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Straight in a half

When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.
I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.
by Praise nicki July 24, 2020
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
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A bitch and a half

When someone, usually female, is so much of a shit person that the term "bitch" no longer is sufficient to describe them. It can also be applied to difficult a task or situation.
Use 1, of a person: My whore of an ex cheated on me 7 times! What a bitch and a half!
Use 2, Replacing the alternator on a GM product is a bitch and a half, man!
by icantthinkofausername777 October 23, 2020
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Paul (pj) haley

He is the fakest person you will meet. his smile and pig nostrils will make you vomit. He will hurt eveyone and you because he is violent. He'll try bash your bestfriend and flirt with everyone, even boys. He thinks he is smart but he is actully really dumb. He lies a lot and try's to show off but it files because eveyone knows he is liar, that's why he doesn't have many friends and he makes friends with old kids. He is one of those people that you need to ditch before your life is ruined.
I met paul (pj) haley in school and he messed up my life.
by pls let me kill him ehehe sksk November 11, 2020
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two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them
"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."
by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021
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