Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 25, 2015

Cum drive

When your going in for that final thrust and you just cum all over her

Guy:Bro i totally had a cum drive with her last night

Friend: you didn't

Guy: Thirst for bleach intensifies

by DickBalls69er July 29, 2016

Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

cumming season

That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.

Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."

Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."

by XXX42069er January 20, 2016

Cum Sink

A sink that collects cum from December -1st till the end of October, once No Nut November (NNN) arrives, the cum inside the Cum Sink will be left to thicken into an exquisite stinky cheese that will be harvested at the very end of November in time for Destroy-Dick December (DDD).

Gary: Hey bro have you harvested your Cum Sink yet?
Jarred: Not yet, I prefer my dick cheese to be thicker like Philadelphia, that cream cheese that goes well with crackers such as Cheddar.

by Wet Gloves November 10, 2019

Ninja Cum

Ninja Cum (verb) is the wholesome act opon which a man sneaks behinde a unknowing victim (usually female) to simulate the characteristics of a ninja. Than proceeds to ejaculate over the unknowing victim,

then vanish to avoid atention of the victim to the next target.

Example

Guy1: "Dude, you should totally ninja cum that chick over there!"

Guy2: **Sneaks to unknowing victim then ejaculates all over her then get away without being noticed**

Her: "Like OMG WTF, Who just cummed all over meeee!"

by TheRealEnglishMan May 29, 2019

Cum bum

A girl who will take a load anywhere, anyplace, anytime, by as many guys as she can. She guzzles cum like some people drink beers.

That girl is the best, she is a real cum bum!

by Booooomerrr! October 2, 2019