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Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.
*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018
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Fucked Cunt

A mad sick cunt just did something wicked and everyone saw.
by pedo fam69 May 6, 2019
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Cunt Tree

Something that grows along the side of the road in John Denver songs.
"Cunt tree roads....take me home....to the place...trees grow cunts!
Wet vagina...mount your mama...take me home...cunt tree roads.
by Dark Dave October 14, 2019
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Gday cunt

A formal greeting in Australia (even tho it fake as) commonly used by all Australians
by Cuntfucker9000 January 5, 2020
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Dog Cunt

A bloke who goes doggo on the boys, leaving them to put all the trees through the mulcher while he just stands there holding a stick.
Yeah boss I’m sick of these dog cunts not pulling their finger out while everyone else is working.

I’m talking about you ya dog cunt
by Doggeth Cunteth January 24, 2020
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Selfish Cunt

Greedy female who takes more than she needs
She wasnt satisfied with one dick, she wanted two or more dicks, selfish cunt I am
by 702Karma666 April 6, 2020
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Cunt Nugget

When you shove a raw chicken nugget inside a chicks vag, she rubs her thighs really fucking fast and the friction cooks the nugget.
Hey babe. I got a cunt nugget in the oven. Want a bite?
by ParentalRegret June 9, 2020
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