1. An actual cake, preferably with an icing depiction of a sad face, served to mark a real or perceived sad occasion.
Upon learning the project's key contributor and quasi-leader was being transitioned off the project, the team promptly baked and ate a sad cake.
I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
I'm sorry to hear that you had to find a new home for your pet goldfish; here, I made you a sad cake.
by EBinPDX December 2, 2014
Get the sad cake mug.Related Words
crake
• Crakers
• Crakernackle
• Crake's Law
• craked_wolf
• craked canoli
• crakenfill
• craker jacks
• CrakerZ
• carmel craker
The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015
Get the Tard cake mug.A kitty cake is when you ejaculate in many girls at once and they drip the cum out of they're vagina on a cake
by Lyndaa May 14, 2014
Get the kitty cake mug.A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
by Patty-cake threesome September 16, 2014
Get the patty-cake threesome mug.by Sexydimma February 14, 2015
Get the money cake mug.*looking at the package of an individual seen through briefs/tighty-whities* "Holy shit, look at that Brief Cake"
by Brief Cake September 4, 2015
Get the Brief Cake mug.