Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

old container

Old Container means someone ,or some thing is smelly , it can also mean someone or something is bad or shitty.

My cat is such an Old Container he constantly poops on my bed.

by Bear Keen July 5, 2021

Shock Content

Any form of media (image, video, GIF) on the Internet designed to disturb, unsettle and traumatize any unfortunate to view. Generally shared by Edgelords.

-Watch this live clip I found, its rlly funny (link)
(Shock Content: Link leads to Ronnie Mcnutt suicide stream)
-wtf how is that funny
-cuz you soft

by BalOrbOvrBob July 11, 2021

fortnite control

A way to Make your Kids retarded, Also a form of torture to normal human beings.

Guy 1: Dude i think your kid has Fortnite Control
Guy 2: He does play fortnite
Guy 1: ok lol

by SacknanaYT July 25, 2021

johnny contrucci

Johnny is a fine beast

You know Johnny contrucci? Yeah he’s a fine beast

by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021

Peace Control

When You Allow The Peace Within to Completely Take Control of Your Responses to What's Happening Around You.

I Will be on Total Peace Control at Home Binge Watching Romantic Movies and Eating Vanilla Ice Cream.

by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021

Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container

-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container

by Leninator September 8, 2021