Charlie Kirk

When you are having sex with someone and pull your penis out before ejaculating on their neck.

“Did you hook up with that hot chick last night?”
“Yeah, took her back to my place and gave her a Charlie Kirk.”

by unadulteratedwanker September 22, 2025

Charlie Kirk Special

A sexual act in which someone performs toothy oral sex on their partner while aggressively mastur-debating

My girlfriend gave me a Charlie Kirk Special. At first it was just annoying and unpleasant, but eventually I shot my load and I was happy.

by ASPyr97 September 23, 2025

charlie

cocaine

esdeekid- pockets full of charlie sipping on bacardi
rico ace- okay

by jjakcmeatthatahh September 29, 2025

Charlie Kirk'd

When someone jizzes on your neck.

Oh my god. I didn't think he could blast such a load, but he Charlie Kirk'd me.

by Nerpnerp October 1, 2025

Charlie Kirk

A gay sexual position wherein a gentleman slides his penis between the breasts of his partner while using ketchup as lubricant until climax.

"We spoiled our bed sheets Charlie Kirking last night"

by Jonny Walrus October 4, 2025

Charlie Kuck'd

When The POTUS grins while holding your wife during your eulogy.

he Got Charlie Kuck'd at his televised memorial service...

by masterpackman2boogaloo October 8, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025