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KL KL BEAN 

Kl KL BEAN

Someone that is cool.

Sometimes used sarcastically.

KL KL BEANS

Cool,safe,sound.
"Lilly-I learned to play Greensleeves on the piano.

Sam Baskey Field-Well aren't you a KL KL BEAN."

"Rob says: Hi
Jane says: Hey
Rob says: You ok?
Jane says: Yeah you?
Rob says: Ok ta,wuu2?
Jane says: Just cotchin.
Rob says: KL KL BEANS
KL KL BEAN by Sexybeast! January 10, 2008
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Bean eater

Somebody who's totally and utterly addicted to eating beans (extacy pill's) to the extent where one only goes out clubbing to eat as many beans as they can
Hey man did you see that guy all munted spewing up all over that chicks shoes? He's a hardcore bean eater
Bean eater by Donni don cock July 9, 2010
AN UGLY OLD MEXICAN WOMAN OR A SPANISH FEMALE FOSSIL
THAT BEANBAG AT THE TACO SHOP SURE IS UGLY, BUT SHE COOKS BOMB ASS NACHOS
BEANBAG by D4RK5IDE October 31, 2010

Bean Diddler 

A rapist or child molester, especially a priest who favors little boys.
"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."
Bean Diddler by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

bean dog 

any form of sexual activity.
yo bitch gimmie a bean dogg

damnn i fucking bean dogged the hell outta that slut last night

hey gimmie a bean dog

bean dog me baby
bean dog by fahkkkk February 14, 2009

Bean Bag 

A douchebag who happens to be Mexican/ a beaner.
That wannabe cholo is such a fucking bean bag.
Bean Bag by Ahoohoo January 9, 2015
Shortened version of beaner, A bean is the other half of Mexicans. Unless you yourself are a Mexican, you wouldn't know that Mexican-Americans are a very divided culture, and the "Beans" are typically of the poorer lower class, most likely because their previous generations were just that back in Mexico.
Characteristics of a Bean-
-Dark skin(seriously,some could be black)

-ALWAYS has black hair

-Looks like the people in Apocalypto

-Knows absolutely NO English

-Poor yet have decent Fords and Chevy's because thats all they spend money on.

-Nicest piece of clothing they own is a shirt from hollister(if trying to be a social) or a chargers or raiders jersey (if trying to be ghetto

-Loud and stupid

-Constantly talk about all the ways Mexico is better than the U.S. yet they refuse to go back.

-ALWAYS have some cheap Nike shirt or jersey for the Mexico olympic or world cup team

-Buys majority of their belongings at the Swap Meet

-Thinks Carne Asada is the god of all meats

-Goes to TJ every Sunday to go to church and visit the family that didnt make it across the border.

-Usually very proud of being Mexican

-Thinks that having a 20" plasma tv from some off brand makes them rich.

These are just some of the things that makes someone a bean,but rest assured there are more. This is not to be understood as all Mexicans because the light skinned ones usually arnt beans but there definitely are many light skinned beans out there. These are the most Mexican you can get, mostly because they are the descendants of the Aztec Indians, where as the rest of us are descendants of the Spanish.

After 20 Mexicans come out of a 1994 maroon Ford Windstar Van

Look at all those beans.
Bean by Stephen RA October 19, 2008