Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022

Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

Double reverse blumpkin

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.

The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.

by Coltnasty August 19, 2021

Double Bagger

Refers to a woman, whose mustache is so thick, you have to put two bags over her head to keep her whiskers from poking through.

I was at the doctor the other day, and both the doctor and her nurse were double baggers.

by Twistedtrishster & Kristine December 30, 2010

double dick

When you have an erection that goes down your pant leg and makes it look like you have a phallus like tumor on your thigh.

Oh my god I saw Kara in science class. I got a total double dick.

by crazyperson4931 November 22, 2010

Double Dog Dare

After a dare has been made and the daree has refused, the darer can then raise the stakes by double dog daring the daree, meaning that if the dare is carried out by the daree then the darer will also perform the task.

Triple dog dare is when a third person wants in on the dare. And so on.

I double dog dare you to moon that cop. If you do it, then i will do it.

by manvan captian kirk December 28, 2009