"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
by Tupi003 December 19, 2023
Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
1. The act of going down on a girl or a girl sitting on your face while she queefs into your mouth
2. A girl with a gorgeous butt
3. The desire to fill a girl with seman (also known as gueef) creating a "cream filled cake"
2. A girl with a gorgeous butt
3. The desire to fill a girl with seman (also known as gueef) creating a "cream filled cake"
1. Babe, could you give me your famous gueef cake tonight?
2. Damn girl!!! You've got a nice gueef cake!
3. God, looking at that girl, I would love to give her a gueef cake tonight
2. Damn girl!!! You've got a nice gueef cake!
3. God, looking at that girl, I would love to give her a gueef cake tonight
by CloudFF7 June 05, 2024
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 07, 2023
A term used to describe Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls, otherwise it's Guthrie Govan's 2006 album with 11 instrumental shredcore fucking tight ass banger songs that these Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls are helplessly hooked on.
Kurt Tay: Mama Fuck!!! Limpeh kena pwned by this Gen Z/ Gen Alpha Roblox girl with a big paintball unicorn gun Kanninabeh Shao Shee Bye Need new Kurt Tay arrives so no more making mistakes again!!!
Me: These typical Erotic Cakes all around Roblox... she prolly like to bully a shit eater like you.
Me: These typical Erotic Cakes all around Roblox... she prolly like to bully a shit eater like you.
by BracingFawn June 15, 2025