James Brockie

The true definition of a goat and is the best person you’ll ever meet.

James Brockie your such a goat

by Inferno Prince June 3, 2021

Jackson James Rowe

Jackson James Rowe is a cool guy and friend who plays fortnite to pass time

Person 1: Im gonna hop on fortnite because im cool.
Person 2: Yeah you are you're a total Jackson James Rowe.

by Batman's sidekick Robin February 9, 2024

James Norris

James Norris is a different term of a dead trim

Hey bro what happened to ur hairline?
I asked for a fade and mans barber gave me a James Norris!

by Aidan.1-0. MrMason May 13, 2020

James Lykins

That person who walks up to a group of people laughing and starts laughing himself. This person typically will write "James Lykins WAZ Here" wherever they go

James Lykins claps when the plane lands

by Jeff'e November 16, 2019

James

The best person you will ever meet,he is kind cool and creative ,he mostly uses his right side of his brain which is the fun cool and awesome side he loves his family

James is cool

by Jsnfhdkakwwkwiwjejq November 21, 2021

James Bonnici

James Bonnici is maltese, but is as white as paper, often is attracted with women that names start with the letter A or end in A. Has eyes described only out of a anime, he will often have bushy hair. Men love him but hes not gay. Is often attractive. Is amazing at video games but has very few talents. People often refer to him with his last name rather then his first. Probably has a killer PC somewhere. Has massive genitals.

“Have you seen how attractive James Bonnici is? And his massive Schlong”

by MrMalteaser September 4, 2022

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025