Edward 40 hands

A song by Mom Jeans

"Hey bro, have you heard that one song by Mom jeans?"

"Whats it called bro?"

"Edward 40 hands."

"no bro; ill listen to it now."

by Anniebabie April 11, 2021

Paddy Hands

A phrase used to describe big hands, generally on an Irish person or a person of Irish descent.

'Wow your hands are huge!'
'Paddy Hands!'

by CSWS August 6, 2009

Edward 12 Hands

The game your lightweight friend plays while everyone else is playing Edward 40 Hands. Usually seen as a total cop out on the part of the player.

Jim: I can't believe Bob's playing Edward 12 Hands like a little puss while we're all playing 40 hands!

Joe: Seriously, man... Hey, I have to pee. Wanna help me unzip my pants?

Jim: Totally.

by mkmtrumpeter March 29, 2009

hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.

When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.

by Kt K March 21, 2007

first hand smoke

Being exposed to second hand smoke by the smoke that is being produced by the product being smoked by the person who is doing the smoking.

I only get first hand smoke when i'm hot boxing my car when i'm by myself.

by Not a tweeker April 14, 2010

my hand is a piano

Ususually used when trying to ignore a person in reaction to a comment made against the person, or a comment used to ask the person for something the person in question refuses to give

After being asked for a lift home) "my hand is a piano" (Then speaker walks away)

by Codfather December 5, 2004

dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione January 10, 2007