simp

going over the top for your crush, like giving away you like them, over and over but not telling them.

are simping: man im gonna give my crush a 14 karat gold necklace and see if she likes me then.
not simping: hey, tomorrow ima ask my crush if she likes me

by ADumbGuyNamedDeez January 26, 2023

Simp

Squirrels. In. My. Pants. Referring to the iconic Phineas and Ferb song that cameo-d on their show.

My dude. I love SIMP so much.

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

Simp

EXE himself.

Exe you're a fucking simp you downy.

- A Friend

by ramenynoodley May 9, 2020

Simp

A chubby Chinese kid named Cactus who likes a girl named Shouq.

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?

Friend: No, what happened?

Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!

by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

simp

Basically iDubbbz in a nutshell

wow dude, iDubbbz is a simp? no fucking way

by Jackeryz May 24, 2020

simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Simp

A person who does way too much for a person they like (flying across a country to meet them)

PewDiePie is not a simp or sive is a simp

by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020