Old Man

Boomer; Also Known As ESPNFootball19

Old Man doesn’t know who Floyd Mayweather Is.

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️〽️ER July 23, 2019

old wok

An Old Wykehamist / alumnus of Winchester College, England.

Rishi Sunak is an Old Wok and has nice hair.

by February 26, 2021

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome July 01, 2020

Old Man Kip

Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…

Well, I’m off for an Old Man Kip (OMK) !!!

by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022

Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.

My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).

by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 26, 2022

Old balls

When your old and your balls hang very low almost to the point where they drag on the floor.

Many people call Scott old balls

by Tman27 April 13, 2019

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 18, 2023