Hym "Hey, I would clean my dumpster house if I felt like it... Which I don't.... I'd clean it today if I knew Mia Khalifa was coming over... But alas... No impending pornstar booty... Oh well... I mean... She's rich so we could just get a hotel room. So really, I wouldn't even NEED to clean dumpster house... And she's hotter than your wife... So there's that... Ummmmm.... Hey, real quick, imagine this for me: Big veiny black cock OPE! TOO LATE! YOU TRIED TO NOT DO IT BUT YOU'RE DOING IT NOW! THE MAKES YOU A HOOOOMOOOO! Hell forever Matt. That's where you're going now. For spending your time thinkin bout fat cocks. And reading the work of a guy that is comprised of like.... 36% fat cocks... Pretty gay to be honest. The fact the your read this daily doesn't piss your book demon off? Weird..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Dumpster housemug. by Swarmzfan November 21, 2019
Get the Minted Housemug. Noun. The appointed leader of the United States who is too stupid to spell his name beyond a single letter.
by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003
Get the The Letter in the Whie Housemug. Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.
Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"
by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023
Get the my house my rulesmug. the hood is filled with black peoples and blacks are apes so the hood is the ape house/planet of the apes
by Ninjahypedick October 16, 2019
Get the Ape housemug. The bra you wear around the house. Not necessarily worthy for public but still provides the support for home activities. May be worn down like an old t shirt.
by Cmikemo October 12, 2023
Get the house bramug. Sleeping in your buddy's room(usually on floor) when there is a perfectly good couch to sleep on in the living room.
by Migul Ivan October 17, 2008
Get the House Campingmug.