Singles Day

A day when Alibaba goes crazy and gives 1000 people free stuff

It's Singles Day! 100% discount on humans guaranteed

by terribledictionary November 11, 2019

Alfie days

Queer guy without eye brows

Hey, you here about Alfie days? no.

by wetblanket25 September 20, 2019

Sponge Day

The best thing since Porch Day. On Bungie's off topic forum, The Flood, many parody threads were made referencing various characters' views/memoirs from the Spongebob universe.

Example of Sponge Day:
Topic:What the hell?
Post:This sponge and his snail just moved into me! Help!

(From the view of Spongebob's house, a pineapple)

by Pancakesrgud August 21, 2011

Rainy Day

A Rainy Day is a girl (or guy) who you call up when you're bored and have nobody else to call over for a hook-up. When it's rainy outside, and you don't want to go out and find a girl, you call your rainy day over and hope that by the time it's over, the sun is out for her to leave.

It's been raining all day and it's not like I'm going out to the bar like this, lemme call Delilah over for a Rainy Day hook up.

by Mkord January 22, 2019

bnuy day

July 15th is the bnui day haha bny brrrrrrrr

happy bnuy day bnui

by bnuuy March 9, 2022

Castration day

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)

“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”

by Apendicitis April 20, 2021

green day

1. A day in which people smoke mj.

2. A band in which you need a green day to enjoy. They are horrible yet people like them simply because they have been pushed with a social agenda to corrupt the US with such crappy songs like "Don't Wanna Be an American Idiot" and other pieces of crap people seem to call "music". THEY ARE NOT TO BE CLASSIFIED AS BEING A PUNK ROCK BADN, BUT RATHER A POP ROCK BAND LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.

1. Gah, I need a green day today; you got some mj?

2. Ew, gross did you hear that shitty band called green day? Blah, they make me wanna hurl.

by ndh777 September 8, 2007