double thought myself

When you cant find the right words to say “second guessed myself” and this is what comes out.

Thinking of the right thing but having another thought which conflicts with the original one.

Friend : “hey, who’s that celebrity who ran that beach club tv show?”

My brain : Lindsay Lohan! .....but maybe Paris Hilton

Me : “I think it was Paris Hilton...”

Friend : “just googled it was Lindsay Lohan”

Me : “damn I knew it...I double thought myself”

by SmashleyDrunkle October 23, 2019

Double Thicc Thighs

Double Thicc Thighs two dummy thicc thighs

person one: yo May got dem Double Thicc Thighs tho
person two: yea i'd hit that

by JamesTheWifu#0709;) November 11, 2020

Double shower Wednesday

A day were after your shower, you can go ahead and take another one later...

“Hey have you had a shower yet”
“Yea bro...”
“Welp today is double shower wednesday, gotta take another one...”

by jessrattrayissopeng December 2, 2020

The Tallahassee double tap

When you are giving it to her from behind and just before you cum you pull out and cum on her head and the headboard with a marvelous double tap cumshot!

I'm not good at goodbyes so I gave her the Tallahassee double tap and a twinkie.

by pseudonymbusanonumus November 6, 2020

Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011