double handy J

when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.

me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.

by brotothemax July 4, 2012

double-barrel sunrise

When commits suicide with a shotgun, it is the remnants left on the wall (and ceiling) behind them.

He left his wife and kids.... and a double-barrel sunrise.

by Lord Sayten March 6, 2011

double door ass

A person with an ass so large that they must open both doors to fit through

Friend 1: Whoah, she's massive
Friend 2: Yeah, she's got a double door ass

by ungrateful bastard August 22, 2011

double sided spoon

An eating utensil with multiple sides.

This Minecraft Parkour Map is a double sided spoon.

by JavaScriptsMyBabe November 19, 2018

Double-Decker Whore

an act of grabbing two prostitutes and laying them on top of eachother like a sandwich. Created and copy written by Tyler Coley. ™️

Dude last night Tyler got a double-decker whore going!

by Ty.Coley November 8, 2018

Double Dry Docker

Turd so big both ends extend above water line.

crushed the shitter with a double dry docker

by UAScrappy March 13, 2019

The Dutch Double Barrel

This is a sex position that requires two males and one female. Once acquired one penis is inserted into the vagina as normal missionary sex. Then the other male steps in and goes under the female and inserts his penis into her asshole. After two penis's have been inserted then you begin to fuck.

Wow I had an amazing last night. George my neighbor and my homie Abdul got to preform The Dutch Double Barrel On my wife. I got to watch and it was magical.

by the parrot fucker January 9, 2019