1)One whos penis shows the remnants of fecal matter due to previous rectal encounters with another male. 2)One who is, or show features of a gay person. 3)General insult.
1)I see that shit dick come out of the gay bar every friday night! 2)Stop acting like such a shit dick! 3)Get out of my face shit dick!
by flyboy_21 March 16, 2003
Get the shit dickmug. Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
by Bighate March 3, 2015
Get the Hard dickmug. when a girl is obsessed with a guy to the point where she won't stop calling/texting him or trying to get him to talk to her
*Guys phone rings*
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*
friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back
guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
*He tells his friend to say he's not there*
friend: it was that kelly chick asking for you to call her back
guy: fuck man! this girl is so annoying!! i fucked her one time and the bitch is still on my dick!
by M4NI24 March 8, 2010
Get the on my dickmug. Aiming down the scope to shoot a player in the dick in any of the Call of Duty games. Much more satisfying then a head shot.
by andythegreat1220 January 23, 2011
Get the Dick Shotmug. Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.
by kujan December 27, 2007
Get the Dick mintsmug. I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011
Get the turkey-dickmug. A phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. The Blood has begun to enter the penis, however, like a hot pocket, the middle is still cold, resulting in excess skin in that area. The scientific term is "Boner Sublimation."
After George returned from the pool, he thought of Elaine, resulting in a half-erect Earthworm Dick.
by J.T. Jetplane April 2, 2007
Get the Earthworm Dickmug.