cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

makin a cake

It's when you blow coffee through a straw into someone's rectum, they then shit on your chest and you top it off with your jimmy jelly.

Dylan just ejaculated on Krista's chest after she finished makin a cake.

by Bazingaboy127 April 11, 2014

Cake pop

When you're hitting it from the back so hard that her butt implants explode.

"How was last night?"

"It was great up until I gave her a cake pop. Spent the rest of the night with her in the ER."

by earthakitt January 22, 2021

Cake Walker

A Cake Walker is a person that always breaks and falls to another who makes them feel bad about something. Who breaks under another... meaning the other person is normally a (Manipulator)

Dude my dad is a Cake Walker he falls for everything I say.

That chick is a Cake Walker she be Fallin for everything..

by Shan-tel January 22, 2024

cake

Cake, "Fruity", Gay, "Fruitcake"

daniel: Damn, bro you looking fine today
josh: Bro, you're a cake.

by dragonberries721 October 30, 2021

Fried cheese cake

Someone who has a lot of bitches at school and has crooked teeth and farts alot and likes to levestream illegal porn in public areas

Why are you livestreaming porn in a library wth nice fried cheese cake

by Jimmycrickets445 November 25, 2025